
"i'm still upset"
“When I get my hands on him, I swear I am going to wring his neck!” Janice said furiously to her friend over the phone. She’d been waiting for her boyfriend at the restaurant for over an hour, but still no sign of the “worm”.
“Don’t be upset, I’m sure he has a reasonable explanation for being late,” her friend replied.
“Well he can just tell his excuses to the waiter when he gets here because I am leaving!” She cried. She paid her bill and walked out the door, all the while saying to her friend, “He’s always late. I am so tired of waiting for him. I am tired of hearing his excuses. Just exhausted! And he’s not even picking up his phone or answering my messages! That stupid idiot!”
“Something must have happened to him. Aren’t you worried?”
“There’s always something happening to him! And I don’t even know where to begin. Last week he lost his car keys. The other week his mother was in town–he didn’t even bother to tell me. The other day he had diarrhea! You know what? That’s it! I have had enough! It’s over! I am breaking up with him!”
“Janice, don’t you think it’s too soon to break up with him? Give the guy a chance.”
After a moment of silence, Janice said, “You’re right. I should give him a chance to explain, and then I’ll kill him and dump him forever!”
She hailed a cab and went home.
Five hours later, as she was doing the dishes at home, the doorbell rang. It must be that stupid worm, she thought.
“If it’s him, tell him I don’t want to see him,” she told her brother who went out to get the door.
A minute later her brother called her to the living room. It wasn’t her boyfriend at the door, it was her friend–the one she was talking to on the phone earlier. With her was Janice’s boyfriend’s cousin and closest friend, John.
“Hi!” Her friend greeted her.
“Oh, hi. I thought it was him.” Janice looked at john and remarked, “Let me guess, he’s sorry? He doesn’t even have the decency to show his face or send some flowers.”
“I thought you didn’t want to see him? And you hate flowers,” Her brother commented.
She told her brother to shut up and leave.
“Are you still upset?” Her friend asked her.
“No, I’m not upset; I’m enraged,” she replied. “What are you doing here anyway?”
“Well, I’m here to make sure you’re okay when John here tells you some news,” her friend replied.
“What? Tell me what? Is everything okay? Is it the worm?” She asked, her tone changing from anger to concern. “Oh my gawd. He’s dead, isn’t he? Oh my gawd.”
“He got into a brawl. Someone stabbed him and stole his phone,” John explained. His face became even sadder as he continued, “We tried to get him to the hospital, but he gave in on the way. He made me promise to come here myself to apologize.”
Janice was quiet. She sat down, numb. Her friend quickly sat beside her, concerned that Janice was not sobbing like a cow.
“You’re not upset?” She asked.
“The hell I am!” Janice retorted, bursting into bouts of tears. “I was supposed to be the one to kill him!”